(= Rorschach Inkblot Test =)

[Cecilia Lisbon]

Психолозите да ме поправят, ако има нещо неточно по-надолу:

Както си личи от заглавието, при този вид тест опреличаваш мастилени петна и това, разбираш ли, казвало много за твоя характер. Право да ти го 'приложи' има само специално лицензиран психоаналитик, и, естествено, струва маса пари. Но супер забавна пародия на теста може да се открие тук

Ето каква беше моята диагноза:
→ Your responses indicate that you are almost certain to die in a whorehouse, but not as a customer. Your self-destructive impulses can be put to good use and channeled creatively, but that'll never happen. You also watch too much Oprah. People who answer as you did are often hopeless idiots whose sole purpose in life is to serve as a bad example.

Long-Term Prognosis:
→ Your obsession with watching Oprah and Judge Judy are indicative of a deeper pathology, one that would require a dedicated team of psychotherapists to unravel. Forget it; you aren't going to live long enough to reap the benefits of therapy. Consider donating your body to Science, or maybe even paying them to take it.


Попиках се от смях, теста е абсолютен *****, отговорите са от нелепи по-нелепи, а диагнозите най-накрая са простооооооооооо e*ати гавратааааааа

Edit-чи: добре де, сериозен (и мнооого дълъг) вариант на теста има тук
*my subconscious mind is driven most by Curiosity*

[new_azzaro]

[black_lady]

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate that you wish for a world of peace, harmony, & nakedness. What's new? Like that's supposed to give us insight into your mind or something? Either you're excruciatingly normal, or you screwed up the test somehow. Take it again. People who answer as you did frequently shoplift and gamble irresponsibly.


Long-Term Prognosis:

You will need intensive therapy to succeed in living a normal life, however this also means you may make an excellent politician. Your answers clearly indicate you need a better wardrobe; this is often because of micro-manifestations of the id, conflicting with your unconcious mind (the one you use at work).

[pora_e_priqtel]

Нищо ново

Diagnostic Overview:

You are one sick, degenerated bastard. You should be locked up forever and ever. Chances are you're already wanted for something, God knows what. Your deep-seated complexes cause you to have perverted fantasies about ... with animals and farm machinery. People who answer as you did are usually unable to change a tire even if their life depended on it.

Long-Term Prognosis:

You will need intensive psychological care for the rest of your life because of the factors described above. Stay away from other people if at all possible; just use the internet. Don't go outdoors or you're doomed. You are deeply scared of anything dangerous, violent, or threatening, which actually makes perfect sense, now that we think about it.

[Longbow]

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate that the whole world thinks you're insane, except for your friends deep with in the Earth. Electroshock therapy might help, but arsenic will cure those voices in your head for sure. You also have unfounded delusions of adequacy. People who answer as you did secretly fantasize about being on a game-show.


Long-Term Prognosis:

Because of your impairments, your life is destined to be one long train-wreck. A lobotomy might possibly give you a better outlook and more insight into your own behavior. It would also keep you off the damn streets, which everyone agrees would be a good thing. PS- You hate your mother and father; you only think you love them. Isn't that weird?

Почти познаха... За арсеник съм си мислил; game-shows are for n00bs - I wanna be on stage ; не мразя баща си

[new_azzaro]

Diagnostic Overview:

Your are the best man ever.You are fullfiled with passion,energy,goodness,knowledges.You are generous and kind,smart and irresistible for the women.

Long-Term Prognosis:

You will be the next Prime Minister or even a King.Everyone likes you,you are the chosen one!

[rachence]

На мен ми е кучно и реших да направя по-дългия тест...така и така съм се захванала

Dilyana, your subconscious mind is driven most by Peace

You are driven by a higher purpose than most people. You have a deeply-rooted desire to facilitate peacefulness in the world. Whether through subtle interactions with love ones, or through getting involved in social causes, it is important to you to influence the world.

You are driven by a desire to encourage others to think about the positive side of things instead of focusing on the negative. The reason your unconscious is consumed by this might stem from an innate fear of war and turmoil. Thus, to avoid that uncomfortable place for you, your unconscious seeks out the peace in your environment.

Usually, the thing that underlies this unconscious drive is a deep respect for humankind. You care about the future of the world, even beyond your own involvement in it. As a result, your personal integrity acts as a surrogate for your deeper drive toward peace and guides you in daily life towards decisions that are respectful toward yourself and others.

Though your unconscious mind is driven most strongly by Peace, there is much more to who you are at your core.

[pora_e_priqtel]

Втори опит:

Diagnostic Overview:
You're passing for normal, which isn't bad considering how screwed up you really are. What if they find about about you and the neighbor kid? Plead a stress-coupled-with-insanity-defense, and use this test as corroborating evidence of what a gullible dipstick you are. People who answer as you did steal from the collection plate.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Forget your lifelong dream of becoming a back-hoe operator. Because of your condition, we recommend that you not operate any heavy machinery until you work out your problems; which is to say, "never". Clearly you hate your mother and depise your father, but this is normal so don't sweat it. (We all hate your mother and despise your father.)

Значи все пак имам шанс да заблудя някого

[valandin]

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate a strong prediliction to drinking, in fact you're probably bombed right now. Get a grip, you dope, put down the bottle and switch to heroin. Studies show it's better for you in the long-run. Return to the clinic immediately for a high-colonic and don't come back till you're straight. People who answer as you did are always fascinated with sheep. The less said about that, the better.
Long-Term Prognosis:

Despite your condition and its behavioral limitations, remember you can always find work as a drug-dealer or prositute if you really try. Chances are you're a Libra, like most hopeless souls. (That doesn't really mean anything, but we just figured we'd mention it.) Strangely enough, you don't hate your mother and father, but you do hate your grandmother and grandfather. Who knows what in the world that means.
Частта с Везните ме уби, щото съм си Везни, а това за бабата и дядото -

[Blood Countess]

Diagnostic Overview:

You're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did always try and cheat parking meters.


Long-Term Prognosis:
You will need intensive psychological care for the rest of your life because of the factors described above. Stay away from other people if at all possible; just use the internet. Don't go outdoors or you're doomed. You are deeply scared of anything dangerous, violent, or threatening, which actually makes perfect sense, now that we think about it.

[Търговецът на кристал]

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate you're probably wearing leather undies right now, and maybe something that buzzes. That's really far ou-, err, I mean, that's bad, very bad. This kind of thing is starting to make you awkward and uncomfortable with normal, healthy human interaction. (Not that you give a damn, you pervert.) People who answer as you did are usually reckless fools and terrible drivers.

Long-Term Prognosis:

There is no long-term hope for you. Life will never get any better for you. You're screwed. It looks like Hard Times ahead for you (notice the capital letters). Your unhappiness will have no lower limit; despair and mental anguish will be your constant companions. You might as well grab a gun and go on a shootin' spree. Oh, wait, that was someone else. Never mind.

Ей т'ва е. Казаха ли ми го! Особено първата част...

[castelo]

Diagnostic Overview:

You are one sick, degenerated bastard. You should be locked up forever and ever. Chances are you're already wanted for something, God knows what. Your deep-seated complexes cause you to have perverted fantasies about ... with animals and farm machinery. People who answer as you did are usually paint-sniffers or Republicans.

Long-Term Prognosis:

You will need intensive psychological care for the rest of your life because of the factors described above. Stay away from other people if at all possible; just use the internet. Don't go outdoors or you're doomed. You are deeply scared of anything dangerous, violent, or threatening, which actually makes perfect sense, now that we think about it.