What do we listen?

[Петр]

I like "Blackmore's Night", "Nightwish", Bethoveen, Russian Folklore, Classic guitar, "Alisa", "Orgia Pravednikov", "Belaya Gvardia", Elena Frolova, Igor Talkov, Alexander and Elena Mikhailovs, Andrey Baikalets, Tatiana Petrova and others.

[Гост]

What about Shainsky?
Ever heard of him?Great russian composer,famous with its children's song...

[Петр]

You like rock'n'roll and Shainsky...
Is it a joke?

[Гост]

Shainsky ownz my ass since 1985 ...

[hypodila]

"Nightwish, .

Евала

[pora_koito_smurdi]

Pink Floyd
Dream Theater
Metallica
Queen
Nightwish
Yngwie Malmsteen
Jango Ze
Judas Priest
Depeche Mode
Helloween
i t.n. i t.n.

[^PrincessA^]

Depeche Mode-
A ina4e-BON JOVI FOREVEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!

[icaci]

Dream Theater kicks ass

[icaci]

A little bit off-topic, but I couldn't resist the temptation to post it here:

THE GENRES OF HEAVY METAL

HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and f*cks the princess.

GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest.

TRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and f*cks her....... easy and quick.

THRASH METAL (alt) - The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon and saves the princess, but complains they don't make dragons and princesses like they used to in the 80s.

FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess.

VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty mighty axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, loots the castle and burns it down before he leaves.

DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f*cks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

STONER METAL - so there's this guy yeah and he goes to this castle and hahahaha and he goes to this castle and then there's this...dragon, and he rescues the dragon by killing the moat by riding his sword and swinging his horse, and then he kills the princess and has ... with his horse and a couple of clouds and whoaaaaa man this is good weed

GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, f*cks the princess and kills her....then he f*cks her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, f*cks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f*cks it for the last time.

DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well.

PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist goes to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist.

GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

GLAM METAL (alt) - the protagonist arrives in a cloud of haispray, which melts the ozone layer above the castle and kills the dragon. The princess happens to be a fan and asks him is he would sign her copy of their first 12" single, which he proceeds to do on her back whilst he is copulating with her bent over the castle wall, a hundred dollar bill in one nostril and the phone in the other hand, calling over his drug dealer, his bikie frinds and some pizza. The party rages for a long time, but eventually everyone leaves for a party at another castle where the Grunge protagonist did something even cooler...The Glam Protagonist wakes up in a pool of his own vomit with a splitting headache...

INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures towards the dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

CHRISTIAN METAL: The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to "thank" the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I don't believe in having ... before marriage."

BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess.

TR00 KVLT BLACK METAL - The protagonist doesn't show up to fight the dragon.

[пора]

хехехе - това е много добро (между другото в един форум беше направено като отделна тема и имаше разни вариации - някой път ще ги постна)

[hypodila]

Within Temptation, Nightwish, Guano Apes, Evanescence

[Лорд Носферату]

За жанровете - повечето съм ги виждал в един чужбински форум (линк-а в подписа ми) и много им се радвам!
За музиката - де що е камъни и жица.
Но също така и класика или случайни проблясъци от други жанрове.

@pora_koito_smardi:
Това Джанго Зе в този списък ми докара инфаркт!

[Mayhem]

black , death , malko thrash i grind , mnogo malko heavy metal
sa6to i nqkoi nemetal ne6ta
grupite sa tvarde mnogo za da gi izbroqvam i vse pak:
Mayhem
Death
Immortal
Profanum
Sodom
.......

KEEP THE METAL FAITH ALIVE!

[Лорд Носферату]

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[pora_e_priqtel]

@pora_koito_smardi:
Това Джанго Зе в този списък ми докара инфаркт!

хехе ми трябваше малко свежест да внеса